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Tony’s Grease Monkey
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Batch Date: November 12, 2022
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Batch Date: November 12, 2022
GRADE: AAA
DISCLAIMER: SUPER DANK GREASEEE MONKEY buds.. super dank gassy. potent and fire smoke for price.. amazing buds.. some smalls but good mediums.. tested @ 25.33% THC
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Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.
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COOKIEmonster (verified owner) –
Strong nose, sweet bag appeal
FrostyNugs (verified owner) –
Buds looked pretty good.
Buzz was sativa dominant I found
RonMcDon (verified owner) –
Decent bag appeal, great all day smoke
Kh (verified owner) –
Fire
Smoka-hawntis (verified owner) –
Very good bud structure.smells decent good high all around
Zx600 (verified owner) –
Less couch lock than you’d expect for gorilla glue, but still a nice buzz
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Nice and loud. Great wake n bake material
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Great all day
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Smokes great all day!
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Extremely loud
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Really dense nugs, more on the sativa side
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Grease monkey!
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Decent bud for a great price
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Great weed but felt more like a sativa to me
RoorWade (verified owner) –
Was pretty good but prefer gorilla glue
ClintEastWeed (verified owner) –
Very gassy and sticky. Not very dense or it would be 5 stars. Good job guys keep up the good work.
Smoosher (verified owner) –
The jury is hung on this one! The colour and bud structure amazing but l dont think it was cured long as initially it would not stay lit and had a strange taste. lt was super compressed so l individually separated each bud (again beautiful trim etc) After several days of careful drying, the taste is subdued and has a good solid high.l asked Tony and Emma to look into the possibility of my order being mixed up with black gas or blackwater? They have been excellent with quality and service so ld give this 3.5 stars and CW 5 star all the way!!!
ChrisTheStoner (verified owner) –
For the price this strain is top notch all really dense and gooey buds but trim job could’ve been a tad better.
Porterknows (verified owner) –
My batch was pretty good a lot like jet fuel but the pink was better I agree but thanks cw most batches are good
Youte (verified owner) –
I’m going to give a 3.7 out of five. I ordered a qp. The bag appeal looks totally different than what’s shown online. Has to be different batch . A little leafy. Buds need to be cured longer I’m glad I sifted thru my qp as I had 3 grams of fuzzy grey mold in some buds. Other than that they are massive 2-3 g buds. Frosted. Wouldnt say it’s gassy at all. It’s more peppery and herbal kinda piny . Their gorilla pink was on point
Dabnstyle (verified owner) –
Greasy. Dank. Just as the strain should be. Big sticky bugs of frosty. Went with lower priced mids this order on the mix and match and as being told I’m a fussy mf on multiple occasions this order did not disappoint.
Ericbig (verified owner) –
Everyone liked it so much I decided ro buy another HP, this is a different batch but just as good
Thanks
Portershane6821 (verified owner) –
Nice draw big buds
Tristan198918 (verified owner) –
Just got it today, good high, ready good taste and smell.
Volvo (verified owner) –
J’ai bien aimé pour le prix!! Très bonne souche. Beau travail !