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Monster Cookies is an indica marijuana strain made by crossing Girl Scout Cookies with Granddaddy Purple. This strain delivers effects that feel like a jarring dose of euphoria and relaxation. Monster Cookies features an aroma dominated by earthy notes and enriched by a grape and berry scent. Growers say this strain features hues of purple and green woven together under a silver blanket of crystal trichomes. Medical marijuana patients choose Monster Cookies to help relieve symptoms assocated with stress and anxiety.
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smokenfall (verified owner) –
awesome strain, like the pictures
Waddy (verified owner) –
What a deal thanks guys it’s just like pictures
heavysmoker (verified owner) –
It’s named zombie for a reason 😉 get the munchies out before you smoke. Haha
Kamikaze454 (verified owner) –
Not really good but is past the test
Jimmy333 (verified owner) –
Really good stuff really caked and nice and light every body liked it
Abdulrahman (verified owner) –
I decided to buy the quarter pound because this stuff is fired
Abdulrahman (verified owner) –
Was good stuff I would like to try it again
Osointoxicated (verified owner) –
This stuff is killer!
Weedplease (verified owner) –
If you don’t know, now ya know! Fuggin cheese my guy!
Mickmartx (verified owner) –
Amazing smell. Very good stuff overall
Lilmo (verified owner) –
For what it is listed as bang on , bag appeal even tho says small nug there’s still nice size and tight , over all 5/5 for this grab , thanks cw team
Jkings47 (verified owner) –
Bag appeal is good. Happy with this strain its worth the $
Nemesis62 (verified owner) –
Another amazing zombie variety thx CW
vapor clown (verified owner) –
Another great choice
weedlover213 (verified owner) –
this amazing i love the zombie smell two amazing strains make on super strain
JayLove22 (verified owner) –
This bud is absolutely AMAZINGGG! The smell the taste the effects everything is just and absolute ten out of ten!!! This is one of my absolute most favouritest strains!!! I recommend a lot of strains on this site!! But for anyone on the fence about this one , I’ll be the first to say don’t even think about it just fugging order it!!!!!
kamikrazy (verified owner) –
order came in!!! smells amazing and looks better in person then pic really a must order!
lets keep this rollin =)
colton palmer (verified owner) –
this has a great bag appeal when I first got it, smoked some and found the taste was good but different and had a good buzz to it. great for after you get the yard work done not before… never got it done
kamikrazy (verified owner) –
i ordered this and am awaiting eagerly , this is one of my fav strains!!! Thanks CW Team
klynn20 (verified owner) –
it pretty good, i liked the zombie haze better, wasnt so harsh, but still good buzz, and it smelled and looked good, i would buy again, def a fan of the zombies
Stephen (verified owner) –
This bud was amazing. Bag appeal 10/10. Taste 10/10. Effect 10/10. This is by far one of my top 10 strains. Great job.
hovercraft420 (verified owner) –
Looking really forward to trying this one on my way to post office right now will be back with a more detailed review!
Fugitex (verified owner) –
This is the latest and GREATEST of all the Zombie strains on here (see previous reviews), better then the Zombie Kush, Zombie Haze, Zombie Wreck. Unique Zombie smell included (Lavender & Amnesia), along with the great taste and effects of GSC. Smooth and easy to smoke, tastes amazing, long lasting effects. Another staple on the list, loving the cookie and zombie strains, so this is PERFECT WELL BALANCED HYBRIED!
Thib911 (verified owner) –
Smooooth and easy to smoke. Smell and look are there. Not feeling it indica, more of a 50/50. Good all day.
Bcreeferman (verified owner) –
Nice sized buds covered in crystal. Excellent flavor and smells even better. Smokes great. A great relaxed,foggy high. Thanks again Tony and Crew for a great strain. Shipping was overnight to where i am in B.C.