49 reviews for Grease Monkey AAA
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Grease Monkey is a sweet hybrid marijuana strain with earthy and skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain saddles the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.
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Payments sent after 1PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) will be accepted within a few hours, as these payments are for orders to be processed the next following business day.
Why?
Our payment cut off time is 1PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) meaning, payments made before 1PM on the business day of shipping will be accepted within an hour or so and the order will be shipped out as well.
Weekend Hours
Your payments generally will arrive however please note payments on Saturday will usually be accepted around different time slots as our accountant does take a few hours off, but we do accept all payments and process your order to ship out first thing Monday.
PLEASE NOTE WEEKENDS THE POST OFFICE IS CLOSED SO WE ARE UNABLE TO SHIP PACKAGES
We create your tracking number in-house to provide you the most efficient service.
However your tracking number will always update by 7:30PM - 8PM EASTERN TIME ONTARIO
As that is when we drop off your package at the local post office.
To clarify how our discount system works is when you add 8 Ounces into your cart (doesn't matter which strain) or if it is the same strain, your cart will automatically apply 45% off, which you will see the discounted price.
This allows you to build your own half pound while paying the closest and most preferred half pound price for all the strains you've selected.
If you wanted less variety, anything with 3 or more ounces qualifies you for 35% off your entire order
- With 3 Quarter Pounds, you get 10% off and with 4 Quarter Pounds you get 15% off
These discounts do not apply to Hash / Kief / Shatter / Concentrates, only Cannabis Flowers.
Whichever option you choose, the dollar $ automatically ends up being very close or on par with one another.
We offer FREE Xpresspost Shipping via Canada Post.
Shipping generally takes about 2-3 business days to majority parts of Canada.
Please note depending on your city (usually smaller populations) will be 3 business days.
NOTE
The post office is closed Saturdays and Sundays, so all orders placed from Friday evening, Saturday and Sunday will be shipped out first thing Monday :)
The best time to order is preferably the weekend or Monday/Tuesday if you wish to achieve the order to arrive the same following week.
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We ship your package with the utmost and vigorous high quality standards.
Your products are vacuum sealed TWICE into a smell proof bag which eliminates all odors to provide you a discrete and secure shipment right to your door.
We then package your sealed products into an Amazon style Parcel box, with tissue paper to conceal the contents, and tape your box with tamper tape.
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Crane_420 (verified owner) –
Bomb all-around prepare to treat yourself
budhogg (verified owner) –
Great deal,good strain
Tzz398 (verified owner) –
The batch I got was okay. Good smell, fairly leafy buds though
Neil82 (verified owner) –
Awsome
Mctheweedgobbler (verified owner) –
Even more colorful in person than the pics. Extremely satisfied. No complaints at all with this one, would classify as a quad for sure. My entire room stinks like crazy after opening this HP lol
Onezie (verified owner) –
Great stuff
Onezie (verified owner) –
I love thiss strain first time trying it n it’s fire
Onezie (verified owner) –
Very good straight fire
Picolo (verified owner) –
A ne pas manqué belle grosse budz sent super bon . Nice job CW
Picolo (verified owner) –
Good looking bugz smell good great high . Great job CW
Nuhgwin (verified owner) –
This stuff was a HEAVY creeper. Smoked half a J and it was smooth as air, didn’t feel the punch… then it creeps on you and hits hard! Wish the buds were bigger.
perfpwr2 (verified owner) –
This one’s a winner. By now I’ve made purchases at a range of different price points here on CW, and must say, they keep on delivering the goods! I’m impressed with their standards. Thank you, CW!
mr.pickz (verified owner) –
awesome
mlarson (verified owner) –
Nice gassy smell bag appeal was pretty nice and had a serious punch
Kushmaster5 (verified owner) –
Bag appeal 4
Nose 2 in bag 4 once you crack a
bud
Taste 3
High 4
Smoke 4
Cracked this bag open and took a smell and was disappointed…
However once you crack a bud open it has a great gas smell
StickyGreens420 (verified owner) –
Always a good choice
Keith Parks (verified owner) –
Lots of large buds. Nice smoke.
Jay (verified owner) –
Nice bag appeal and smoke!!
QC420 (verified owner) –
Nice looking buds. Great smell and buzz.
Anthony Bucci (verified owner) –
Super amazing stuff especially for the price!
KeaganJBenoit (verified owner) –
Really kushy smelling and tasting, fire 4/5 definitely recommend
Bc709 (verified owner) –
good buzz good smell nice nugs 10/10
Alec991 (verified owner) –
nice trim and big size buds ! smoke very well love cw!
Nalyd766 (verified owner) –
Nice buds, good smoke thanks CW! 🙂