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THC: 23.02%
Grease Monkey is a hybrid cannabis strain that is known for its potent effects and unique flavor profile. It is a cross between two popular strains, Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream, and has quickly become a favorite among both recreational and medicinal cannabis users.
Appearance and Aroma:
Grease Monkey has a unique appearance with small, dense buds that are covered in trichomes. The nugs have a light green color with orange hairs and a coating of sticky resin. When it comes to aroma, Grease Monkey has a pungent, diesel-like smell with hints of earthy and sweet notes.
Effects and Medical Benefits:
Grease Monkey is known for its potent effects, which can be both relaxing and euphoric. It is ideal for those looking for relief from anxiety, stress, and pain. The strain is also known for inducing appetite, making it an excellent choice for those experiencing nausea or loss of appetite. Grease Monkey can also help alleviate symptoms of depression and insomnia.
Growing and Cultivation:
Grease Monkey is a relatively easy strain to grow and is suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation. It has a flowering time of around 8 to 9 weeks and produces a medium yield. The strain is resistant to pests and mold, making it a low-maintenance option for growers.
Conclusion:
If you’re looking for a strain with a unique flavor and potent effects, Grease Monkey is a great option to consider. With its ability to relieve stress, anxiety, pain, and depression, it is a popular choice among medical cannabis users. Its ease of cultivation also makes it a favorite among growers of all skill levels. Give Grease Monkey a try and experience its relaxing and euphoric effects for yourself.
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Tom_day15 (verified owner) –
Great stuff 10/10 ! Thanks again cw!!!
russ (verified owner) –
super gomme
Strutter (verified owner) –
gotta love the greaser!!
Stephen (verified owner) –
This is some stinky sticky delicious. Definately one of my favorites. Thanks CW 10/10 Will be getting again.
Strutter (verified owner) –
always rock hard sticky buds
Strutter (verified owner) –
just an amazing strain 10/10
Scooby-Doo (verified owner) –
Gassy, dense and caked!
PoopyPants (verified owner) –
Wow huge buds. Really liked this one. Will be looking for it again
angiemom (verified owner) –
really like this one sticky dense buds but needed to be trimmed better strong taste smashed ok for roisn
Kylerjhardwick (verified owner) –
Super dank.quad Aaaa
Houseofthewild (verified owner) –
GM never let’s me down. Kicker strain for bedtime I think.
DNAngel (verified owner) –
Reminds me of cookies & cream more than GG4. Fucking beautiful buds, little leafy but looking at thc content on the leaves it’s understandable why the person trimming took it easy. Overall very happy with this purchase, got it on sale. Would buy it again full price. Thanks CW team.
BigTone (verified owner) –
This is honestly some of the best smoke ever!!! Looks like fire, smells like fire, tastes like fire must be a duck!!! Lol great strain, great grow!!
kekk090 (verified owner) –
i ordered this but was sent the pineapple
hopefully theres some left this week!!!
Jason Grove (verified owner) –
yummmmy…. Love this stuff! nice taste nice burn and even nicer buzz.. the only complaint is it could have been trimmed a lil better but deffinately a dank batch. thanks CW your the best!
Adam (verified owner) –
One of the whitest ashes very clean nice taste medium rip leans more cookie then gas very nice I preferred Tony’s version but both are dope in there own way
Adam (verified owner) –
One of the whitest ashes very clean nice taste medium rip leans more cookie then gas very nice
Yanz (verified owner) –
Big buds ,Sticky . I appreciate the smooth taste. Too much leafs. The reason for 4.5/5
Adam (verified owner) –
I really enjoyed Tony’s version of the grease monkey so I have high hopes for this one !! As it’s priced a little higher 180vs200 🙂 can’t wait
Fugitex (verified owner) –
A MUST TRY. Waited a long time for this to come back, totally worth the wait, hits heavy and love the taste when smoking. When inhaling you can feel the smoke sticking to your lungs and the effects are quickly noticeable as you feel the body buzz take over.
ethan p (verified owner) –
Loved this strain a lot! super nice danky smell and smokes super smooth and tasty aswell 10/10 especially because its so cheap:))
Karl C (verified owner) –
My hands are so stycky right now. Its a good smoke for anytime for me. Thx again CW.!!!
Karan S (verified owner) –
the buds were very caked and the smell was more on the cookies & cream side, but was a bit too leafy for my liking, but for the price still very nice. the high is okay nothing mind numbing.
Emile Blanchette (verified owner) –
Crystal alert ! Nice taste and great taste little bit kushy
don p (verified owner) –
Another great one. Super gassy dense nugs and the smell is amazing