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Grease Monkey
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Batch Date: November 14, 2022
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Batch Date: November 14, 2022
GRADE: AAA
DISCLAIMER: fire trips.. classic grease monkey.. nice dank buds.. super good bag appeal and clean heavy hitting smoke.. amazing value.. super killer etp
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Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.
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Shipping generally takes about 2-3 business days to majority parts of Canada.
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Reviews (62)
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colton palmer (verified owner) –
fire stuff, strong gas smell and taste love this stuff.
Drloves (verified owner) –
This is a strong one that’s for sure. Nice smell and taste. Smooth smoke, and a long lasting buzz. I wish I bought more of this stuff. I would highly recommend this strain. Thank you Tony!
Datty007 (verified owner) –
Wowza. What a hybrid. Very dissorientating. I think i forgot how to spell.
David Ketterman (verified owner) –
definitely some 5 star top shelf super fire right here… got some nice colors on my phone flashlight super dense frosty amazing smelling..very tasty bud this is..a little more similar to gg#4 tasting!its a bit hashy but sweet and earthy…very stoney buzz heavy hitter the grease monkey is…5stars all the way! dont amoke in large amounts unless u plan on sleeping or glued 5o the couch for.5he night…very awesome green for just before bedtime the perfect nightcap to catch some zs or play video games and relax and unwind after a very long day at work!! anyways great job tony your stuff is awesome I’ve had the mendo breath and the pre98 bubba and all your strains are very dank I must say great job CW!!
Houseofthewild (verified owner) –
I love GM. Will grab again
chicken (verified owner) –
This one hits hard, very pungent with hints of diesel.
A. Crescendo (verified owner) –
Great stuff. But I’d say Green Farms version was better.
jammin’stoned (verified owner) –
could use a better trim, gassy and packs a punch. i haven’t smelled or tasted anything like this before. strong stuff
BigCat420 (verified owner) –
Had the last batch and it was great. Everyone loved it. Was a big hit. Great nose. Great high.
Adam (verified owner) –
So far this has been the best grease monkey I’ve had to date / super gass / tried the cw grease monkey and it was nice but this was better/ have the green farms version will try vs Tony’s
Ryan card (verified owner) –
I’m back e weeks later and it’s been curing, decntly worth it . the nose appeal is really earthy and greasy musky smell. The bud is a nice bright vibrant green with red hairs. Med – lrg bud.the tight is a lasting one. I recommend you grab the bud when in stock again. Don’t hesitate get that oz in the cart
panzer (verified owner) –
Huge budz VERY sricky.. this is one of the best weed i ever smoke. Every tony’s strains are perfect
Lucas (verified owner) –
Grease monkey is for the price is very fire. Tony and the CW team did a fine job with this one
Houseofthewild (verified owner) –
Some really good stuff! Another strain you cannot go wrong with. Strong kicker for price. 5/5
panzer (verified owner) –
I hope this grease monkey is as good as last time i got some *,*.
Everytime i order same strains on CW it get better and better all the time.
Geoff Hewer (verified owner) –
nice big nugs smell & taste are amazing. clean burn, the high is typically similar to a gorilla glue high. 9/10 overall, would buy again.
Adam (verified owner) –
Top notch for sure. Loved the aroma. Had great instant high that tapered off nice. Great taste burned nice mostly white grey – only 4 stars cuz the leaf lots of big ones but I just picked them off for the price was a nice hitter
Dave Pelletier (verified owner) –
superstuff… heavy smoke tastes great…highly recomenedititty……always good thanmnmks!
Ryan card (verified owner) –
Got my order in on thurs and this tonys grease monkey has nice pungent, gassy nose appeal. Its a smooth high and burns clean. I’d buy this stuff again I would say it in my fav cannabis catagoury. Cw hasn’t let me down yet and they are always on point.
Adam (verified owner) –
Looks leafy but two power house strains combined should be sweet mix had to throw it in cart to try hopefully not to leafy will update
Go Leafs Go! (verified owner) –
Better then I thought would be taste awsome can taste a bit of the cookie n cream taste even the gg4 n its sticky wicked good like gg4 ..
Go Leafs Go! (verified owner) –
O ya I get mine tomorrow or next day with pink kush..in that order anyways..can’t wait..:)
Mikey h (verified owner) –
Could use abit better of a trim job but a1 and stinks of gas
Dylan a (verified owner) –
strong as shit and smells bomb would get again for sure keeps me awake but gets me high
Mikey h (verified owner) –
Excited to try Tony’s grease monkey tried the original hopefully Tony’s is half as good cause this stuff is killer