62 reviews for Grease Monkey
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Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.
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Mr.T (verified owner) –
Thumbs up forsure.
Chunky stinky buds.
Just4ps4wow (verified owner) –
Solid strain
Nice buds
Dank smell
I would definitely buy again
dcma247 (verified owner) –
I had this dank back in 2019 and it hit hard.
Zymare (verified owner) –
I really enjoyed this bag!!
Flavour was great and so was the buzz.
Porterknows (verified owner) –
Great job to y it was so good
Timnmich (verified owner) –
Tastes great smokes great prices great
Alientestes (verified owner) –
Great tasting bud , good smoke great price too , definitely would buy again
Alientestes (verified owner) –
Great tasting bud , good smoke great price too
Steve (verified owner) –
Tony you are the men !
Small bud but very potent still
Im ma roll a second one very good stuff !
Dylan a (verified owner) –
super gassy smell some ball buds but the smell has a unique smell to it loved this one
Zach Ewen (verified owner) –
Awesome smoke , basically everything on this site is worthy 7.5/10
Mike Lundrigan (verified owner) –
Love grease monkey. Can never go wrong with this one
Khath009 (verified owner) –
A little leafy. Not as nice as the regular grease monkey but was happy overall for the price.
Tyler84 (verified owner) –
I tried this grease monkey straight not knowing what to expect but its.surpisingly super stinky has some stickiness to it all in all I was impressed thanks CW
Finn (verified owner) –
Perfect 10/10 you will not be disappointed
Mike Lundrigan (verified owner) –
Awesome stuff
bcbudtoronto (verified owner) –
Amazing Grease Monkey love this strain re-ordered!
KingofKush (verified owner) –
Very potent hybrid! All my nerves were medium sized, sticky tank broke up large and got the by god job done!
BustingCheeks (verified owner) –
Different then the greenfarms Grease Monkey, after closer smoking aha.. But really if you see the greenfarms grease monkey snag that up!! This one had a wicked smell but the taste was nothing like the GF.
wigger290 (verified owner) –
I wouldnt consider this as gassy as the normal GM strain. However gets the job done. Nice buzz and taste. AAA+
Datty007 (verified owner) –
Consider my monkey greased! This stuff is for the vets. Potent af.
Stephen (verified owner) –
Just as good if not better than the original. Great job Tony. Will be rebuying.
BustingCheeks (verified owner) –
Never a miss getting this zip! Trust me, your going to like this strain if you never had it!
Betty Boop (verified owner) –
always a favorite
Nicolas D (verified owner) –
Knocks you on your ass!! A little leafy but potent and has a great nose, I would definitely recommend this.